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  1. Tim
    Member

    ...I have heard that the Riverside Board of Trustees has been enlightened. Thanks to an evening with Olmsted, the Village Board now has a new plan.

    I believe this plan will be unique and creative, surely a popular decision with the townfolk...

    ...in fact, I am urging Trustee Shields, emphatically, to follow through on this one...

    ...if anyone has a hardhat, put it on NOW...

    ...I have heard, that our Village wants to preserve Riverside and the tenets of Olmsted.

    ...now here's the best part...

    ...using a Jedi-Voodoo-mind trick, our Village Board wants us to believe they will achieve this by enacting thier very own TIF...

    ...ha ha, very funny Dr. Jones...

    ...these guys crack me up.

    Hardhat...good one.

    Posted Wednesday Apr 4, 2007 22:36 #

  2. spatny
    Member

    Robert Moses, you ain't seen nuthin' yet!

    Posted Wednesday Apr 4, 2007 22:38 #

  3. Catherine
    Member

    With skull that thick, who needs a hardhat?

    Posted Thursday Apr 5, 2007 07:06 #

  4. spatny
    Member

    A NEW WRITE-IN CANDIDATE HAS OFFERED HIMSELF FOR THE JOB! A perfect candidate, with all the right qualifications, and looks the part too,

    NAME: "Feathers" McGraw
    HOME: Temporary lodger with Wallace and Gromit. Finds permanent accommodation at the Zoo!
    FAVOURITE FOOD: Fish, fish, fish
    FAVOURITE MUSIC: Organ music played very loud (or is it just a cover?)
    SKILLS: Master of disguise. Master criminal
    PERSONALITY: Scheming, determined and manipulative. Quiet and very clever but he's never what he seems

    The penguin was a challenge, he has no really deep expressions. He hasn't got a mouth as such or eyebrows, he's got a very bland face. But it actually worked out to be quite useful ... he's quite a devious, thoughtful character in the film. The way that he moves, the way that he walks is just as important for his expression as Gromit's eyebrows are for him.
    We decided that he should walk as smoothly as possible with his arms down by his side with no expression. Although he's not giving anything away, you know there's something going on inside."

    Posted Friday Apr 6, 2007 11:23 #

  5. spatny
    Member

    This must be what we look like to the Trustees! Don't be a sheep - VOTE NO on the TIF!

    Posted Friday Apr 6, 2007 12:29 #

  6. spatny
    Member

    Doan Move.

    You stupid sheep have to do what I say. This so-called election doesn't mean anything to me.

    Posted Friday Apr 6, 2007 19:49 #

  7. spatny
    Member

    I tangld with Feathers and look what happened to me...

    Posted Friday Apr 6, 2007 19:53 #

  8. spatny
    Member

    Who are you sheep,calling "Chicken." I don't have any interest in your dumb election. I'll go ahead with the TIF right now.
    - Feathers

    Posted Friday Apr 6, 2007 20:03 #

  9. spatny
    Member

    We have a Board meeting. I want to look my best and fool the public.

    Posted Friday Apr 6, 2007 20:16 #

  10. spatny
    Member

    I was always against putting this question to a vote. The people elected me, and now I make the decision. This election is meaningless.

    Posted Friday Apr 6, 2007 20:22 #

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